Five Truths… Just Saying
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. We’ve all heard this before. I’ve even read a book with that as the title. It just means men and women simply don’t understand each other. In relationships, what constitutes truth varies like the panties women own. What was true on Sunday may not be true on Wednesday. Truth is in the eye of the beholder, but people insist on wanting the truth. Well, you can’t handle the truth.
There are certain truths I feel that women are curious about that I need to address. Here’s five of them:
1. Yes, we really aren’t interested in being “friends” with you.
Remember when Harry met Sally? Yeah, men and women just can’t be friends. We’re your friend only because you have made it absolutely clear that nothing else is happening except this friendship. We remain your friend in hopes that one day there will be a crack in the door, and we will slip right through that crack the moment there’s an opportunity. Trust.
2. Yes, we have thought about sleeping with your homegirls.
That is assuming your homegirls are attractive. If you have a good looking homegirl, there’s at least a 99.99% chance we’ve thought about what it would be like to hit that at least once. If it wasn’t for “society”, “right vs wrong”, and *cough* “morals”, we’d probably attempt to hit on them.
3. Yes, we have questioned (at least once) whether or not you are the right person we are dating.
We just met your attractive homegirl and she seems like the exact type of girl we are looking for from her appearance to her love for dubstep music. Plus, all you girls are crazy. If we break it off and I strike out with the homegirl, I’m down two girls. Not cool.
4. Yes, saying “I love you” doesn’t come easy.
Generally, we won’t say it unless we mean it. We just don’t say these three little words as often as you do. If we have already told you that we love you, don’t expect us to keep saying it again and again. As far as we’re concerned, if we have told you once, why should we have to ‘remind’ you all the time?
5. Yes, we think you’re difficult.
It’s not worth arguing about it. Basically, it’s in one ear and out the other. We both know this.
These are truths you can take to the bank. Now I ask you tumblr, do you have any words of wisdom to share?
