Planking
This planking fad is ridiculous. If you haven’t heard or seen pictures of people planking, you must be living on a different planet. The act of planking has become an international sensation to the point where the official planking Facebook page has over 560,000 “likes”.
All I have to say is that you’ll notice there are not a lot of pictures of Asian people planking. Why you ask? It’s because every time an Asian person gets into the planking position, usually what follows is an ass whopping from the Asian parents. Those are some childhood memories I’d rather forget about.
Have no fear because planking is quickly becoming a thing of the past. There’s something new and exciting happening in the world now, and it’s called “owling”. Owling is the act of sitting in a perched position while looking off into the distance imitating the pose of an owl. In other words, it’s the act of sitting with your knees to the chest, eyes wide open, looking like you’ve been cracked out for days.
Sexy.
